Don Surber has an unbelievable, yet sadly believable item: "Meet Bruce Rheins. He is a news producer who helped cover the Michael Jackson child molestation trial. Jackson was acquitted. One allegation was Jackson plied young boys with wine calling it Jesus Juice.
Guess who registered Jesus Juice as a trademark during Jackson's criminal proceedings? Guess who is about to market a Jesus Juice wine? Guess whose wife is helping him market Jesus Juice?"