Runaway Bride ad nauseum: "On what was to be her wedding day, Jennifer Wilbanks wore not a white veil but an orange towel over her head to prevent the media from taking her picture. Instead of being led down the aisle by her father, she was led by police to an airplane that flew the runaway bride home."
We here at the OC Chronicle are news junkies: BIG TIME. And we love following the latest stories in politics, culture and religion. But PLEASE! This "Runaway Bride" story is stupid and boring and trivial and we're tired of it already!